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Old Jun 09, 2006, 10:42 PM // 22:42   #4241
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*sips beer, watches Sil fall over, beats up little brother*
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Old Jun 10, 2006, 12:57 AM // 00:57   #4242
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trips u while u go for your bro... i go lit a cig
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Old Jun 10, 2006, 04:42 AM // 04:42   #4243
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*picks up twisted, tosses him out of the bar, sips beer* "no smoking"
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Old Jun 10, 2006, 11:24 AM // 11:24   #4244
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*spins katanas around, bored, walks up to a stranger and slaps his back so hard he gets a concussion...*
*Smiles sweetly, and flipkicks some random dude who took his martini.*
*Does my special move, in which you drop and do a Shoto, which in essence, almost kills the guy.*
*drives his lamberghini in.*
"Who wants to go for a ride?"
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Old Jun 10, 2006, 04:22 PM // 16:22   #4245
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"thanks but i dont want to get a drunk in public ticket"
*sips more beer, falls over drunk*
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #4246
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*drops out of thin air and lands beside pwned*

*looks at him* *Shrugs*

*grabs a beer*

*shoots pwned up with morphine while he is drunk and watches for pwneds reaction*

*sips beer*
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 04:20 AM // 04:20   #4247
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Busts in the door and throws a frozen pie at Doc then does a ninjaflip behind the bar
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 12:08 AM // 00:08   #4248
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a day later...


*i start shaking from the morphine and booze, suddenly i stop, look up, drink more beer* "wow i feel no pain!"
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #4249
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*cries because teh thread is dying*

*secretly stabs pwned in the foot*

*laughs cause pwned cant feel it and hes bleedin all over*
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 05:52 PM // 17:52   #4250
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*jumps up and runs quickly out of the bar*
*runs back in*
*runs back out*
*runs back in*
*runs back out*
*runs back in*
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 12:22 AM // 00:22   #4251
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*watches Sil run back in and out*
*sees foot is bleeding*
*uses flame to close the wound*
*pours beer on it to soothe the burning*
*gets another beer*
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 05:31 PM // 17:31   #4252
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*Wanders back in after being on a leave of absence from his mind and screams ;"OMFG what the hell did you people do to the veranda?!?!" *Walks over to I pwnd U and takes the Labbatt's he was offering me and says ;"How come ya ignored my whispers in game?" , "good to see ya still here." *meanders out to the Veranda and starts to clean up the BBQ pit for more pig roasts.......
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Old Jun 19, 2006, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #4253
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"ummm i never got your whispers or i was AFK... sorry, glad to see ya back though! " *pats nur on the back sips beer*
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Old Jun 19, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20   #4254
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*comes in*
*sits down*
*askes for a margarita*
*hangs head down*
"people are so mean"
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Old Jun 19, 2006, 01:37 AM // 01:37   #4255
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*comforts sil, sips beer*
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Old Jun 19, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #4256
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*drains , cleans and refills the hot tub.......
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Old Jun 20, 2006, 01:18 AM // 01:18   #4257
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*gets in cleaned hot tub, sips beer*
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Old Jun 20, 2006, 05:00 PM // 17:00   #4258
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*enters the bar with a large box*
*opens the box and takes out battery operated mini pets*
*turns on about a hundred mini pets and lets them loose in the bar*
*hands a opened family sized box of Trix cereal to Sil*
*dumps the remaining contents of the box on the floor which are neon bouncy balls*
*turns off the bar lights and turns on some black lights*
*hands a glow-in-the-dark body paint pen to each person in the bar*
*admires the new glowing tattoo on Nine's backside*
*drinks a beer*

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Old Jun 20, 2006, 09:44 PM // 21:44   #4259
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*looks at all that is Tom is doing, sips up, curls up and goes to sleep*
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Old Jun 21, 2006, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #4260
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**takes one of the bouncy balls**
*throws it at tom*
*pegs tom with the bouncy ball*
*sits down and acts all casual like nothing happend*
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